|RANDOMLY FEATURED STORIES
I finally got the stories more or less "completed" around here. Titles and everything!
So the deal is, everytime you reload this page, you should see two randomly selected stories from this website. If you don't see something that catches your fancy, reload the page, and next time around you just might see something you'll want to read. Enjoy!
Making Snow for the Fortress
What's the crappiest job YOU'VE ever had?
Probably the shittiest job I ever had in my life was making snow at Fortress Mountain in Alberta. I was travelling across Canada at the time, and needed a job to finance my further travels. Making snow is not fun. Getting paid to make snow is not fun either because it's a pittance. Quitting the job of making snow, on the other hand, is lots a fun, and has lots of benefits.
The Stolen Cow Caper
How a bunch of idiots stole a big bulky 800lbs thing because it was cool
Back in my troubled youth, my friends and I used to like stealing things. Not your typical stolen stuff, like stereos, shoplifting and the like, but unusual items, such as lawn ornaments, certain boxes that sit by the side of the road, (hey, I didn't participate in that, I swear!), and other assorted sundry that people don't expect to be stolen. Some items in our stolen loot included bar chairs, bar stools, signage, glasses of all types, pitchers, and more.
The highlight of our stolen spree came during my first year at University. The object - a cow. The people involved - us, the police, the Ottawa Citizen newspaper, and a very disgruntled furniture shop owner.
Photos from Algonquin Park
Photos from my trip to Algonquin Park this fall with my Mom and two brothers.
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|OTHER STORIES AROUND HERE
Not So Funny Stuff
They were "my band" growing up. And they changed. Too much.
The Landlord from Hell
Meet the Original Landlord from Hell
Life and Times at Cafe Wim
My first "coming of age" hangout that was all my own, and the memories tied to it.
Walking the Dog, or "Travels with a Bitch".
Weird art, strange neighbours, and evening sounds, walking the dog.
Snatcher of the Tide
Catcher in the Rye, Mark Style.
Fear Loathing and Lost in Montreal
Lost in Montreal, and Scared Crazy!
The Euro Odd_essay
Europe changed my life. Some bad, some good, some funny. Here's the funny!
Things I Did as a Kid
A crazy kid - all before I was 5 years old.
A Night in the Market
The Byward Market sees nearly naked idiots!